A Modern Shamans Guide to a Pregnant Universe

A Modern Shaman's Guide to a Pregnant Universe

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Format:Paperback
Pages:176 pages
ISBN-10:1-935150-21-9
ISBN-13:978-1-935150-21-3

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The Pregnant Universe is a Neural Cocktail party of a brain getting drunk on itself. It is the essence of slimy copulation between known and unknown forces. As the planet braces for a series of new contractions, bizarre and interesting forces are being born — brains with new centers, new chemicals, new visions — going far beyond the suited dinosaurs prattling their slogans...

The Modern Shaman is a Pilot — an individual of real power interacting with "spirits," pulling the triggers of knowledge, visions, brains and technologies culminating in — a creature — too ugly for the common to bear.

Long out-of-print, A Modern Shaman's Guide to a Pregnant Universe is back by popular demand. Filled with Provocative Images and Mind-Pounding Ideas. Thoroughly iconoclastic and genuinely funny! One of Hyatt's favorites! Extensively illustrated.

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From Phase IV: God FormsFROM PHASE IV: GOD FORMS

HIRING AND FIRING YOUR GOD FORMS




(THE FOLLOWING IS A SAMPLE APPLICATION FILLED OUT BY POPE NICHOLAS THE ONE ON BEHALF OF JESUS OF NAZARETH)

THE GOD FORM
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

NAME: Jesus of Nazareth SOCIAL SECURITY # (REQUIRED): 156-666-9393

ALIASES: (use additional pages if necessary): The Son of God, Christ, Rabbi Jehesua, The Messiah, The Lamb, The Pigeon, et al.

WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS? i am very good at telling stories to childlike peasants and uneducated slaves. i also do a passable magic act.

PERSONAL/PROFESSIONAL REFERENCES: Dozens of Popes, Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Falwell, Torquemada.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME? Freedom.

WHAT PAYMENT DO YOU REQUIRE? Absolute obedience.

HOW MUCH VACATION TIME DO YOU REQUIRE? There are plenty of mortals ready to speak for me, so i don't hang around much anymore. Why take the risk?

WHAT GODS/GODDESSES DO YOU GET ALONG WITH? My Father and the Spook.

WHAT EXPERIENCES HAVE YOU HAD WITH A PERSON LIKE ME? Well, Hyatt, people like you tend to ignore me. Or even sneer at me. And write awful things about me---and my mommy!

WHAT ARE YOUR PAST ACCOMPLISHMENTS? Though i taught that men should go along with the dogma of the group with the most powerful weapons, i was murdered anyway when i talked too much. Since then, i've learned to keep quiet and mostly hung around in the background. My lieutenants have done a remarkable job of recruiting more troops and, getting rid of any dissenting humans as well as competing gods and goddesses. So, in numerical terms, i've been one of the most successful gods ever.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? i came to be on this strange planet in a manner still a mystery to me. With some success, i was indoctrinated into the monotheistic Judaic culture. i spent a number of years wandering about, learning. Then i tried to communicate what i learned, that there is more to life than the peasant existence and slave mentality most people lived at that time and still do today. At that level i guess i've done a lousy job. Still, i have a great compactness of energy. By teaching in vague parables and leaving most things unspoken, i have enabled humans to interpret me in any way they want. This has allowed me to accumulate maximum power with minimum effort.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY? EXPLAIN Yes, for having a big mouth and not having the weapons to back it up.

HAVE YOU EVER USED DRUGS? Yes, but don't tell anyone.

WOULD YOU TAKE A URINE TEST? Sure

SINGLED _ MARRIED x DIVORCED _ SEPARATED _ COHABITING _

NAME OF SPOUSE: Mary Magdalene, thousands of nuns, priests and monks.

DO YOU HAVE AIDS? Well, you know how those priests are.

NUMBER OF CHILDREN: i've made everyone my child, whether you like it or not.

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About the Authors

Christopher S. Hyatt, Ph.D.

Christopher S. Hyatt, Ph.D. was trained in psycho-physiology and clinical psychology. As a research scientist he has published numerous peer-reviewed articles in professional journals and was a Research Fellow at the University of Toronto and the University of Southern California. He fled the world of academia and state sponsored psychology to become an explorer of the human mind... creating such devices as the Radical Undoing Series. He is now a world-famous author of a wide variety of books, CDs, and DVDs on post-modern psychology, sex, tantra, kundalini and mysticism... and an advocate of brain exploration.

Antero Alli

Antero Alli is an underground filmmaker and director of ParaTheatrical ReSearch who maintains a private astrological practice in his spare time. He is the author of Angel Tech, Angel Tech Talk, A Modern Shaman's Guide to a Pregnant Universe (with Christopher S. Hyatt), The Akashic Record Player, Astrologik, The Vertical Oracle, and Towards an Archeology of the Soul.